Does New Photo Prove Mother Teresa Poked Kittens With Pins?
February 9, 2009 by Bonnie Boots
Filed under Just For Fun
[Rooters]…In a move that rocked the religious world, Bonnie Boots today released a shocking new photo that may prove Mother Teresa poked kittens with pins.
When asked how she came by the photo, Ms. Boots gave few details other than to say, "Paul Myers asked for proof. I showed it to him. This is personal, private business between him and me."
Ms. Boots then showed this reporter an email she received directly from Mr. Myers in which he asks her "…if you can find proof that Mother Theresa (sic) did it?" Later in the letter, he says, "I’d consider it a "personal" favor."
It is unknown why Mr. Myers suspected Mother Teresa poked kittens with pins or why he asked Bonnie Boots if she could find proof of it. Ms. Boots speculates that Paul Myers may have wanted the photos as a means of drawing attention to himself. She pointed to a line in his email in which Mr. Myers writes "…lying "works" better than other creative and intelligent ways of getting attention."
Bonnie Boots describes herself as a "digital publisher." She has been repeatedly implicated in the production of images and material used in internet marketing.
Little is known of Paul Myers, other than that the place he lives in is erie. He was unavailable for comment.
The release of the photo sent a shock wave of concern around the world, with many speculating that millions of people will now begin poking kittens with pins as a way of honoring the beloved saint. Asked for comment, the Vatican’s only response was "Monkey Holy See, monkey do."
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Brilliant! A re-contextualization worthy of Sean Hannity.
Thanks, Bonnie. THAT was funny.
Paul
Paul, you force me to let the poked cat out of the bag. I am the creator of the “Sean Hannity” character and write the major monologues for the nightly show. But credit for bringing my character to life really goes to the actor that plays “Hannity,” Many will be surprised to discover that actor is none other than Bea Arthur, beloved co-star of the 80’s sitcom, Golden Girls. Bea spends more than four hours every afternoon with a skilled make-up artist who applies latex prosthetics to turn Bea into “Hannity.” A stuffed shirt completes the transformation. Bea says she’s delighted “Hannity” can finally “come out of the closet.”
“Colbert gets all the attention,” she reportedly said, “but what we’re doing over on Fox is far more sophisticated and nuanced. I guess we’re just over the heads of the audience that watches Comedy Central.”
I digg it hahaha! c”,